Behold my mighty title page, puny mammals! I’m posting this retroactively on April 16th so it shows up in the correct order.
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The Adventures of Wally the Platrox
11 comics.
Greetings, simian simpletons! It is I, Wally the Platrox! I have infiltrated this webcomic and seized control! This is but the first step in my latest brilliant plan to conquer the universe. These ingeniously written and lavishly illustrated comics I created will enlighten you lumbering mammals of my eminence whilst brainwashing you with subliminal messages to bow down to your new leader! It will make you all the easier to enslave on the day of my triumphant conquest!
Enjoy the comic, slobbering apes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Salutations, rancid hominids! Since my last post the author has foiled my plot and reclaimed his site. However, he’s granted me permission from here on out to continue posting my comic pages whenever he’s behind schedule and needs to buy time, the lazy primate! I can draw ten of these masterpieces in a single day, what’s HIS excuse? Anyway, my propaganda campaign is back on track!
As part of this arrangement I am contractually obligated to make the readers aware of the author’s recent site updates. He’s added some new drawings to the Art Gallery. Also, Unibird, Bizzbuzz, Ishooknook, Kastan, Kastak, Kastal, Dyrobo, Sprintore, Cyblade and Foresprite have been added to the Kreature Archive! He also finally removed that annoying pop-up and added content warnings to the site banners.
Good day, vulgar primates! Once again I’ve been drafted to fill in for the weak, pitiful author while he struggles to build up a buffer. Meanwhile I can produce far superior work at a much faster rate! He should just let ME draw the comic from now on!
As for the site, drawings have been added to the art gallery and Minnidar has been added to the Kreature archive.
I present you another comic extolling my greatness! Behold my talent and creativity!
Site update: Stampike has been added to the Kreature Archive!
Greetings, puny mammals! While the author attempts to scrounge up another comic page, I have once again come to his rescue, delivering quality content for my devoted followers to enjoy. I pulled out all the stops for this one! I’d dare say this is my finest work to date!
Criticize MY comic, will she? I’ll show HER! Unwashed philistine! She wouldn’t recognize talent if it sauntered up and struck her oversized buttocks with its tail! She doesn’t know ART when she sees it!
I just know you have been desperately pining for the conclusion to this suspenseful cliffhanger, so I opted to finally reveal it! Revel in my masterful storytelling, peons!
The author was sick of looking at the previous page, so he requested that I draw another masterpiece in his stead while he gets his act together. Allegedly, he’s making slow but steady progress; he’s taking his time working on that soft-reboot since nobody reads his stupid webcomic anyway!